Fourteen stories about three boys in thirty-eight seconds

1. I think if we whisper rather than shout, the lake will carry our voices much, much further.
2. She said she could tell that she was your first kiss.
3. We should start a band. Dad can teach us.
4. I never want to get married. Why would you want to?
5. Why do the young girls always go for you? You should try to get the older girls to go for you.
6. Mom is asleep again. Can you watch Kaylie this time?
7. You better have a good hiding place for that.
8. Fishing from the pier with beer and cigarettes. Is this heaven?
9. Why did he tell her that he never loved her? That was the worst thing that he could have done.
10. You better air this room out really fucking good, 'cause if Mom comes down…
11. She's so hot. Dude, she's our cousin! I know, but not our real cousin…
12. What is this music? Dude, it's Guns 'N Roses.
13. You're always a cop. I don't think you've ever been a robber.
14. Oh man, that is fucked up. That is so, so fucked up.